Mallets galore!
I told most everyone on Tuesday that I’d gone on a croquet shopping spree, but the extent to which I’d gone didn’t hit home until I received all 14 new mallets yesterday, which until I get money from the investing parties, brings the number of mallets that I personally own up to a grand total 29. How the fuck do I own 29 croquet mallets? It strikes me as a tad excessive. And the frightening thing is, that after counting them all up, I don’t want to sell any of them and break up the collection.
If unbridled enthusiasm were worth any points I’d be doing a lot better in the standings this season.
