| SHANE |
Shane is a simple man who
enjoys beer and Asian chicks to
such a extent that that’s all he
talks about. He would even sell
his soul for beer and Asian
chicks. Being the stellar dude
that we all know he is, that would
be a lot of beer and Asians.
Shane’s idea of social
interaction is out drinking
anyone and everyone, and then
blessing everyone with his awe-
inspiring insight, for example
"statements suck". Shane is
also one of the many croquet
members that for some odd
reason likes to stick his mallet in
peoples asses. His preferred
ass to ram his mallet in is none
other then the ass of Edric
Sanchez.
Favorite croquet moment:
Alcohol
Theme Song- Pleasure to Kill-
Kreator
enjoys beer and Asian chicks to
such a extent that that’s all he
talks about. He would even sell
his soul for beer and Asian
chicks. Being the stellar dude
that we all know he is, that would
be a lot of beer and Asians.
Shane’s idea of social
interaction is out drinking
anyone and everyone, and then
blessing everyone with his awe-
inspiring insight, for example
"statements suck". Shane is
also one of the many croquet
members that for some odd
reason likes to stick his mallet in
peoples asses. His preferred
ass to ram his mallet in is none
other then the ass of Edric
Sanchez.
Favorite croquet moment:
Alcohol
Theme Song- Pleasure to Kill-
Kreator
| 2002 - CHAMPION? 2003 - 8TH PLACE 2004 - 20TH PLACE 2005 - 3RD PLACE 2006 - 9TH PLACE 2007 - 2ND PLACE |
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