| MARY |
Mary's as old school as they
come, but has not been as
consistent of a player as most,
due in part to a skewed set of
priorities, which places the
welfare of her children above
croquet. Give 'em mallets and let
'em run free in the park with a
bunch of drunk assholes, what's
the worst that could happen?
Toughen them up a little.
Anyhow, the Ortiz's are back on
the North Side and they're
starting to make their presence
known again, and within a few
years, there might be a whole
generation of little Ortiz
croquesters coming in to
replenish the ranks diminished
by other people getting their
priorities screwed up.
Theme Song - The first one I
found with Mary in the title.
come, but has not been as
consistent of a player as most,
due in part to a skewed set of
priorities, which places the
welfare of her children above
croquet. Give 'em mallets and let
'em run free in the park with a
bunch of drunk assholes, what's
the worst that could happen?
Toughen them up a little.
Anyhow, the Ortiz's are back on
the North Side and they're
starting to make their presence
known again, and within a few
years, there might be a whole
generation of little Ortiz
croquesters coming in to
replenish the ranks diminished
by other people getting their
priorities screwed up.
Theme Song - The first one I
found with Mary in the title.
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