Laura is a south sider turned North
Sider, Even though she had to grow
up in the slums of Wash Park, it is
reassuring to know her children won't
have to suffer the same fate. Laura’s
favorite things are dirty martinis and
screwing over her fiancé and her soon
to be brother in-law at the game of
croquet. Laura is a big fan of the
poison kill to such an extreme that
she has made up her own croquet
super hero called Squirrel and
pretends to be Squirrel every time she
gets a poison kill, which consists of
prancing around people and
chattering her teeth at them.
Favorite croquet moment: Killing Dave
1st game
Ball Color - purple
Theme Song - Psycho Killer - Talking
Heads