| JESS |
Jessica is a little too into croquet with
her weekly sermons on the big wicket
in the sky and constant rants about
how we're all going to become balls
one day. But she is starting to get
some followers because she's quiet
the social butterfly and she has Tang.
This makes her a very dangerous
opponent. Even though she is as
sweet as lemons, her followers are
right wing nut jobs. Jess' favorite shot
is the old school "under the legs" shot,
because it sounds dirty. Jessica
tends to think things are dirty when
they're not which was made clear
when she started putting her mallet
through wickets and yelling "oww
baby" at her croquet archenemy
Francob.
Favorite croquet moment -
Chicken fighting on Leighton's
shoulders. "we sucked".
Jersey Number - 56
Ball Color - Pink with bees
Theme song -
My Favorite Game - The Cardigans
her weekly sermons on the big wicket
in the sky and constant rants about
how we're all going to become balls
one day. But she is starting to get
some followers because she's quiet
the social butterfly and she has Tang.
This makes her a very dangerous
opponent. Even though she is as
sweet as lemons, her followers are
right wing nut jobs. Jess' favorite shot
is the old school "under the legs" shot,
because it sounds dirty. Jessica
tends to think things are dirty when
they're not which was made clear
when she started putting her mallet
through wickets and yelling "oww
baby" at her croquet archenemy
Francob.
Favorite croquet moment -
Chicken fighting on Leighton's
shoulders. "we sucked".
Jersey Number - 56
Ball Color - Pink with bees
Theme song -
My Favorite Game - The Cardigans
| 2003 - 15th place 2004 - 9th place 2005 - 20th place 2006 - 12th place |
| ADAM AJ BERGONZ BOYD BRUNN CARLY CHRIS D CHRIS RED CRYSTAL DAK DAVE DEME DOM DOUG ED EMY ERIC GEN JAKE JASON JEFF JEN JESS JOHN JOSH |