| SIR DEMETRIO LUCERO |
| What can any one say about Deme that doesn't make them regret giving him attention? Deme's witty banter reminds us all that even if your being a complete prick all you have to say is "just kidding", because a little laughter will always leave 'em speechless. Yes Deme should be knighted for his efforts to make the world a little less serious. As for his croquet playing, No one knows if he is actually playing, most of us are pretty sure he just shows up so he can talk shit with a mallet in his hand every week. Croquote- Now, if you'll observe, my dear, croquet is a combination of TWO things: Balance, timing, peripheral vision, superb coordination, and a killer's instinct. -Gomez Addams Favorite croquet moment: Chris Brunn getting blasted in the shin with a ball. Afterward it looked like his lower leg belonged on a zombie. Theme song: Now you're a man - DVDA |
| CONTACT DEME |
| ADAM AJ BERGONZ BOYD BRUNN CARLY CHRIS D CHRIS RED CRYSTAL DAK DAVE DEME DOM DOUG ED EMY ERIC GEN JAKE JASON JEFF JEN JESS JOHN JOSH |
| JR JULIE KRISTINE LAURA LEIGHTON LISA MARIKA MARY MAURA MELANIE MICAH MIKE G MIKE L NAOMI NATE NICK RICKY RYAN SHANE SHEENA SONIA STEPH VIV |
