| DAVE SIMPKINS |
| Dave is one of those types of people that could learn from their dog. Dave's dog 13 gets drunk all the time and then keeps her mouth shut, whereas Dave gets drunk and never stops talking, and since you can't understand a single thing he is saying, people automatically get offended. When you can understand him it is always about how he has more mallets than anyone, how we can't start without him, and how his dog is cooler than any of us. I think Dave would be a much better friend if when he got drunk, he would just lay in people's paths and roll around in the grass every once in a while. Favorite croquet moment: Killing the citrus death star. Color: Green Number: 13 |
| 2004 - 5th place 2005 - 4th place 2006 - 3rd place 2007 - 4th place |
| ADAM AJ BERGONZ BOYD BRUNN CARLY CHRIS D CHRIS RED CRYSTAL DAK DAVE DEME DOM DOUG ED EMY ERIC GEN JAKE JASON JEFF JEN JESS JOHN JOSH |