| DAK WEST |
| Dak is off his rocker, at first you think that he might just be retarded but then you realize he wears his helmet by choice. With constant comments like "I want to spread your butt butter," or "I'm a Portuguese manofular quantum indeterminacy monkey," one starts to question weather or not he should be given a mallet. But his unbelievable use of logic "The universe is non-simultaneously apprehended" leads us all to realize that Dak just gets bored easily. If some one would just give him some fake shit to throw around and pretend to eat I think he might actually seem normal for once. Favorite croquet moment? Shittin in Johns mouth and watching Maura eat it out Theme Song: Titties and Beer - Frank Zappa |
| ADAM AJ BERGONZ BOYD BRUNN CARLY CHRIS D CHRIS RED CRYSTAL DAK DAVE DEME DOM DOUG ED EMY ERIC GEN JAKE JASON JEFF JEN JESS JOHN JOSH |